Delivery & Returns
2018 Christmas Posting Deadlines
Please place your order by the following dates for the best chance of receiving your order in time for Christmas:
Personalised Orders to UK Addresses
|Free Economy (2-3 working days)||9am Tuesday 18th December|
|Express Delivery (1-2 working days)||9am Thursday 20th December|
|Next Day Guaranteed (1 working day)||9am Friday 21st December|
Non-Personalised Orders to UK Addresses
|Free Economy (2-3 working days)||3pm Tuesday 18th December|
|Express Delivery (1-2 working days)||3pm Thursday 20th December|
|Next Day Guaranteed (1 working day)||3pm Friday 21st December|
Personalised & Non-Personalised Orders to Non-UK Addresses
|Asia, Cyprus, Malta, Eastern Europe||9am Friday 7th December|
|Greece, Turkey, Australia, New Zealand||9am Monday 10th December|
|Canada, Finland, Sweden, USA||9am Friday 14th December|
|Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Germany, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, Spain, Switzerland||9am Monday 17th December|
To keep both tortoises and hares happy, we offer three delivery options to all UK addresses:
- Economy postage which is free for all UK address and takes 2-3 working days to arrive from the day of dispatch.
- Standard postage from £3.90 which takes 1-2 working days to arrive from the day of dispatch.
- Express postage from £7.20 which means your order will be delivered the next working day from the day of dispatch.
We dispatch every weekday afternoon (excluding Bank Holidays) so as long as your order gets in before 3pm, we'll be able to send it out the very same day (excluding personalised orders). After 3pm and your order will have to hold on overnight (or until Monday if you order after 3pm on Friday).
If you've chosen to have any of your mugs personalised, please bear in mind that we'll need extra time to get your order ready for dispatch. If you place your personalised mug order before 3pm Monday to Friday, we'll send it the very next working day but for orders placed after 3pm, we'll dispatch it within the next 2 working days.
Please also bear in mind that our delivery times are not guaranteed, so please try to order in advance of the day required and choose our Standard or Express options if you need your order more quickly.
We also offer International Delivery based on the weight of the order - please head to the checkout to see the postage price for your country. Delivery to Europe usually takes around 3-5 working days and delivery to North America, Asia and Australasia around 5-7 working days.
We pop a packing slip in every parcel but these don't have any pricing on so don't worry if you're sending directly to your gift recipient! Please note, however, that orders being sent outside of the UK will have customs documentation with full order details which we are required by law to include.
We're pleased to be able to offer free returns so if you need to return an item for any reason, let us know via email to email@example.com and we'll reply with a pre-paid returns label. Then simply post it back to us within 30 days of receipt, in the original packaging if possible, and we'll refund your order as soon as it arrives with us.
If your item is faulty or damaged in any way, please let us know by email at firstname.lastname@example.org (including pictures if you can), and tell us whether you'd like a refund or an replacement. We don't usually need damaged or faulty items posting back but we'll let you know if we do.
Have you put that kettle on yet?